I have spent 10 hours on the side of various hockey pitches in various parts of Essex watching sport. Hockey.
I have been shook out of bed to watch early morning rugby and am now sitting by the fire(my house felt chilly) listening to the dog snoring away with the sound of a 20-20 cricket match going on in the next room!
I would like everyone in this house to go to work or school and leave me in silence and indoors for a whole day with no sport!
I would like to not eat out of a picnic hamper or in front of the tv, which were turned on in every room of the house on Saturday morning, and have sports equipment scattered all over my front hall way for at least one week(it will be two days).
It's a lot to ask of my sports mad family but who knows, miracles happen.